Spider Tattoos, Spider Tattoo, Spider Tattoos are on the menu for today folks. Yes ladies those nasty lil creepy things that crawl up yer legs, no not yer boyfriends, I am talking spiders and today I will shows you the marvels of the spider tattoos.
Tis actually funny how many chicks that actualy are scared of spiders and dance and scream, like pleaseeeeee ladies, tis only a tiny lil thing and again I don't mean yer boyfriend. I am just in from the garden after enchancing my suntan, I got my haircut and there was a small bit of my head not tanned and it looked kinda weird, jeeez I don't want peeps calling me a weirdo.
Anyways you peeps from all over the world step right up to the circus of magical spider tattoos and today we bring you good peeps 6 of the best spider tattoos you will ever see in yer life and yes of course the a lil video at the end. Hands up if you really look forward to the videos at the end now, jeeez madam get that sweaty armpit down and do invest in a razor. Enjoy my spider tattoos moi friends, life is after all a web of intrigue and mystery.
Jeeeez wud ya look at the size of that big one, ladies the spider tattoo ok, heads this way, don't get distracted.
Matching pair of spider tattoos for this cool chick, doncha just love a nice matchin pair?
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh those spider tattoos even scare me as I hate feet, omg wud any of you chicks massage those feet. I am actually lookin a good massage, gettin so tense these days.
Oh yeah babes, now that's wat I call one hell of a spider tattoo, see I told ya that chicks love spiders on their bodies but scream when they see a tiny one, spiders ladies, I meant spiders.
Love this spider tattoo, ya know for some reason I always thought spiders had 6 legs, I didn't realise they had the same as an Octapussy. The spider tattoo is for sure a thing of beauty, methinks I might be the next Spiderman, my Old Gran always said I shud wear a mask, rude old cow !!
I gotta say I am lovin the spiders tattoos and I hope you chicks are gettin over yer fear of spiders, wats that fear called anyway, Awreckedmyphobia?
Doncha just love all those spider tattoos, my daughter actually hates spiders and screams really loud " Help, I can't have a shower as there is a spider in here" In I go, yeah I know you chicks I am hard as nails but hey some buggers gotta get that damn spider out of there.
Ok hands up if ya think I kill the bugger or run it under the water and down the plughole, jeeeez you evil chicks, get those hands down ok. I am a nature lover, I put it in a bit of bog roll and take it to the garden, bog roll is toilet roll here in Belfast, we really are common as muck but hey let's get back to the spider tattoos.
I hope ya all enjoyed my spider tattos blog cause if ya didn't I just wasted an hour of my life writing this crap for nothin. Anyways just below ya there ia a totally stunning spider tattoos video I got from the web, ya get the lil pun there, got from the web. Oh bugger it I am bored now, enjoy the spider tattoos video I am off to chat up some chick online.